Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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