You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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