Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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