what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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