You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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