i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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