i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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