if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I just found puke in my bra..
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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