**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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