I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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