Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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