We're like a lot better than the average bears
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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