He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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