Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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