So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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