I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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