Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Dignity is for republicans.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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