you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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