Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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