Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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