Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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