i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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