If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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