He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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