Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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