Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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