How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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