her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We need to rekindle our bromance
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How does one acquire holy water?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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