The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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