I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
