did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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