The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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