You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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