is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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