also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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