There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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