That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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