AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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