Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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