Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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