Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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