Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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