Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just google imaged poop.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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