shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Blood and glitter go together right?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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