it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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