her vagine was all disorganized.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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