Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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