normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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