i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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