How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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