I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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