He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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