So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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