You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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