I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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