I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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