Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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